Men are just happier people -- your last name stays put
The garage is all yours
Wedding plans take care of themselves
chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station, because this one is too yucky.
You dont have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them (ok not a problem for me obviously, but i hear some women have this problem, gotta look at the positive :)
New shoes dont cut, blister or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks and engines.
A ten day vacation requires ONE suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Your underwear is 8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes is more than enough.
You never have strap problems in public.
you are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
One hairstyle lasts years, if not decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes-- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You can do christmas shopping for 25 relatives all on december 24th in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier!
Thursday, December 17, 2009
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I laughed at the underwear comment. I HATED that shit. I could get the ones that come in a 3 pack if I want them to be all whitey tighties and are totally NOT flattering at all to anyone on this planet.
Guys I think are SUPPOSE to be positive all the time, because if they were as whiny as us..the world would be full of crybabies and no one would EVER get married haha.
Good post Lisa!:) LOVED IT
The dress idea sounds great to me. Khloe I doesn't own one yet haha. So making her one should be...fun and very hilarious all at the same time haha.
We should get together and hang out, catch up and bullshit..talk shit...and eat some shit cause Im hungry haha.
On the REAL side of things, we really should get together and hang out. You tell me when girly:)
That was great.
So true. Now I see why Dad turned out as he did.
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